Hocus Pocus
Starring Pavel Melenchuk
Praslov, hello.
Have you fallen asleep or what?
Everyone else is long gone.
You’ve been sitting here for over 2 hours.
2 hours!
Right. I see.
Not a single problem solved.
You see… I… did study… but…
That’s hardly surprising coming from you.
Off you go.
That’s an “F”.
What if… I sing for you?
Andrew, my dear boy, are you okay?
I’m a very good singer, I promise you.
And this is a math final, not a singing competition.
An “F”… is all you get.
♪Oh, Hold On,♪
♪You Pretty Thing.♪
♪’Tis for You I Want to Sing.♪
Wow. I never imagined you had such talent.
What did I tell you? And you wouldn’t believe me.
A talent needs all support it can get.
Tell you what. I’m giving you… a “C”.
– I’m going… – Jesus!
…to dance for you, too!
It dawned on me!
Math is just NOT your forte.
It certainly seems so.
I’m very much of the same opinion.
You’re going… to be a great performer!
I’m happy you’ve enjoyed it.
While no one’s watching, I’m giving you a “B”.
But I’m also… a skilled magician!
Let me borrow your watch for a second.
Careful, please. It’s a Swiss watch. A present.
You’ve nothing to worry about.
It’s only an illusion.
Behold! A death-defying act.
Andrew, my dearest boy. I’m begging you.
Make it whole again.
No need to worry, really.
Now blow on it.
Where? There?
Behold! Now is when the Real. Magic. Begins.
Shazam-Alakazam. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo.
Hocus Pocus!
Oh, well. I guess I’ll settle for a “B”, then.
Translation & subs: Licurg for TVM